Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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