we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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