why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
