is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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