Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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