Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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