i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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