butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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