why didn't you poke me back
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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