i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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