Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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