I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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