I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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