Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
the raccoons are back...
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