spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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