Nicole vs. Life
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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