thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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