I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We were destined to go to rehab together
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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