Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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