Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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