Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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