No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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