If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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