i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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