capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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