I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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