I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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