I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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