He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it hurts more in the daytime
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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