google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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