yo everyone went to the hospital last night
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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