its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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