i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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