somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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