I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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