Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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