Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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