I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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