Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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