In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I see more hoeing in ur future
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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