between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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