apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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