Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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