btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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