Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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