I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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