Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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