I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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