Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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