she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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