every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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